God the Dyslexic Dog
is an epic story in three volumes, published over the course of several
years. It’s sometimes strange, occasionally surreal, often existential,
and more than a bit confusing. It spans time, from the dawn of the
universe to the present, and into the future. It deals with history and
myth, religion and science, God, man, animals, and everything in
between. Often, it’s difficult to understand or keep track of. But, even
when you have no idea where you’re going, it’s still a crazy ride and
very entertaining.
The story opens with God, the omniscient but passive Eye in the
Sky, giving man the power to create gods of his own—but not the wisdom
to control them. And so, to protect man from his own creations, God
inverts himself and becomes doG, not a ruler but a loyal pet.
Then,
we meet Bacchus, from the pantheon of man’s gods. He’s bipolar and half
mad, a dichotomy—the god of wine and revelry, yes, but also of the
hangover. The most social god, but also the loneliest; the most fun, but
also the most depressed. The quintessential alcoholic, he drinks his
divine wine, which he calls his Bliss, looking for lasting fulfillment,
but instead finding only a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
Still, he continues to drink it. It’s everything he has, but it’s never
enough, and finally it’s nothing at all. He wants to die. Unfortunately,
he’s immortal.
But, there’s a solution. The power of the gods is
contained in a box. The box is kept safe by a woman named Pandora. You
know where this is going.
With the box opened, the Earth, humans,
and gods alike are doomed to destruction at the hands of the Mayan
Calendar—portrayed as an actual ticking doomsday clock. Now, all Bacchus
has to do is wait a millennium or so for the calendar to run out:
hardly any time at all for an immortal.
In the meantime, God the
Dyslexic Dog finds himself owned by Pavlov, whose sadistic bell-ringing
experiments are designed to subjugate dogs—and thus God—once and for
all. Once God is finally under man’s control, a new god is created:
Dar-win, god of science. And, he has an agenda of his own.
Fast
forward to the present day, and we meet Cassandra, the pet psychic, and
her dyslexic son Nez, who just might be the world’s last hope.
In
Volume 2,
Bacchus decides to take a more active role in the world’s destruction
and raises up an army, beginning at Burning Man and working his way
across the country. Dar-win has his own army, made up of disgruntled
gods and super-evolved animals, which is terrorizing the people of
Earth. Nez, meanwhile, finds doG and goes to the Bermuda Triangle to
meet evolution’s missing links—monkeys with the intelligence and
technology of humans, who also want to stop the Mayan Calendar and its
destruction.
In
Volume 3, Bacchus’ army meets Darwin’s
army (now sans dash in his name, with no explicit explanation why), and
they have an epic battle for the end of the world.
Those are the
basic highlights of the plot, but, of course, there’s much more to it
than that. The whole story is very complicated and, at times,
convoluted. It’s not entirely consistent either, from the first volume
to the last, and characters’ motivations, goals, and general roles in
the story seem to fluctuate quite a bit without warning. Understandable,
considering that the first issue of
Volume 1 was published in 2004, and
Volume 3
came out in 2010. It’s hard to maintain absolute consistency over that
long a period of time. That, combined with the general existential
nature of the events described makes this not the easiest story to
follow or understand.
But, it’s best not to try to understand it
too closely. By its own admission, it’s a story inverted, so a lot of
things are turned around, or held up to a funhouse mirror. Just go with
the flow. Philip and Brian Phillipson have created a very entertaining
journey that’s fun to experience even when you don’t quite understand
it.
And, the story is accented perfectly by the wild artwork of
Alex NiƱo. With brilliant colors, abstract images, and a breathtaking
scale, he creates the worlds of Heaven, Earth, and places in between. He
gives us gods, monkeys, dinosaurs, and more. Bizarre, surreal worlds
for a bizarre, surreal story. Compelling even when you don’t understand
it, and beautiful to look at even when it isn’t compelling. In short,
God the Dyslexic Dog is a whole lot of fun.